6 signs that you are secretly a cat: judges silently, naps aggressively, ignores names, demands snacks, claims sunbeams, leaves when bored.
This secretly a cat mug runs the diagnostic and delivers the verdict. The results were never really in question. Meow.
Who this is for:
- The introvert whose personality test results say feline
- The gift for the cat person who IS the cat
- Anyone needing a secretly a cat mug for the self-aware
- The diagnosed. Purring. Unbothered.
Made for the nap enthusiasts and the selective listeners. The signs were all there. The mug just made it official.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Signs: six. Diagnosis: cat. Treatment: sunbeams.