The Break Her Bed Not Her Heart crewneck sweatshirt is a cozy fleece pullover with the original romance-rule punchline on the chest. Printed in retro type for anyone already posting the house rules.
A cheeky weekend layer for date nights, girls night, and any couple joke that already went public.
Perfect For:
- Unfiltered couples, dating besties, and roast-ready people
- Birthday gifts, anniversary jokes, and just-because surprises
- Lounge days, weekends, and casual nights out
Sweatshirt Details:
- Soft fleece pullover construction
- Unisex relaxed fit
- Sizes S through 3XL
- Machine wash cold
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