Genesis 1:26 (Banananite Edition)
In the beginning, there was peel. They gathered not for food, but for enlightenment. This shirt commemorates the sacred moment when fruit became faith — a banana was lifted, and the primates ascended. Ideal for the devoutly unhinged, the spiritually malnourished, and anyone who’s ever questioned the produce section a little too hard.
Wear it with reverence. Or at least with snacks.