HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid Greeting Card: Sarcastic Office Humor
The HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid Greeting Card is an approximately 5" by 7" folded stationery card printed on premium luster cardstock, designed to send personalized handwritten notes while delivering scathing corporate satire. Parodying mid-century commercial advertising art, this cheeky design features a beaming 1950s businessman flashing an enthusiastic thumbs-up against retro beige tones. Framed by bold vintage typography, the hilarious greeting prays you never run out of HR-approved ways to tell your coworkers they are stupid. Perfect for work anniversaries, office farewells, promotions, or commiserating with your cube mate, this witty card delivers the ultimate reality check to mindless meetings and email threads.
Professionally printed on heavy luster greeting card stock, the exterior displays sharp, vibrant detail while the uncoated interior provides a smooth, smudge-free writing surface for pens and markers. Blank inside for personalized messages, each card includes a matching envelope ready for effortless gifting.
Sarcastic Office Stationery Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Material: Premium luster greeting card stock
- Finish: Luster exterior, uncoated interior
- Design: 1950s businessman thumbs-up, vintage HR satire
- Interior: Blank for custom handwritten message
- Packaging: Includes matching envelope
- Occasions: Office parties, farewells, promotions, White Elephant