Serve up unfiltered honesty with this hilarious retro graphic fleece pullover featuring bold 70s lettering that declares: "Roses are red violets are pink. Today sucked balls. I need a fucking drink."
For those days when work, errands, or life test every ounce of your patience, this cozy crewneck provides comfortable comic relief and the perfect excuse to pour a glass.
Perfect For:
- Unwinding after high-stress work weeks and chaotic days
- Casual Friday nights, happy hours, and weekend lounging
- Gag gifting for overworked coworkers, nurses, teachers, and besties
Sweatshirt Details:
- Plush cotton-polyester fleece blend for supreme softness and warmth
- Comfortable unisex fit with durable ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
- Available in sizes S through 3XL in versatile colorways
- Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low
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