The If D* Could Fly Your Mouth Would Be An Airport graphic t-shirt is a soft women's tee with the original roast punchline on the chest. Printed in retro type for anyone already done listening.
A snarky everyday shirt for girls night, weekends, and any conversation that already needed a runway.
Perfect For:
- Unfiltered besties, roast-ready sisters, and group-chat legends
- Birthday gifts, girls trip bags, and just-because surprises
- Nights out, weekends, and casual hangouts
T-Shirt Details:
- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers blend poly-cotton)
- Unisex classic fit
- Sizes S through 3XL
- Machine wash cold
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